| [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279233] |
Fr, 16 Juni 2006 15:56 |
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279235 ] |
Fr, 16 Juni 2006 23:48 |
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"Stan Jensen" <spam [at] wonderful.spam> wrote in message
news:p0e592hj667m5prp0mlus6b11m1iki8sfd [at] 4ax.com...
> In early October, Christie's will sell a wide variety of Star
> Trek-related items. Check out http://snipurl.com/ruvr
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> Here are some items that aren't listed in the published catalogue.
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> Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction
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> 10> Revealing "French Maid" costume worn by Yeoman Rand in early pilot
> rejected by censors (and confiscated for their personal use).
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> 9> Lot 69: Mr. Spock "Vulcan Tickler" brand condoms. Guaranteed for
> seven years.
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> 8> Horta Beanie Babies!
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> 7> Lots 34B and 38CC: Gates McFadden Starfleet Bra (est. price $20)
> and Marina Sirtis Starfleet Bra (est. price $2000)
Possibly an exuberant over-estimation of Marina's bust size. Have you met
her? She's absolutely tiny. Gates is tall and willowy, on the other hand.
In either event . . . yum!
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> 6> Uhura wore nipple shields??! Who knew.
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> 5> Large amp, speaker and white-noise generator used on the set of
> "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" to drown out the giant sucking sound.
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> 4> The stick Patrick Stewart carried in his rectum for all seven
> seasons of "ST:TNG."
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> 3> Official Ferengi XXXL hearing aids.
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> 2> At THAT price, the bucket had better come with Odo still *in* it!
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> and the Number 1 Surprise Item at Christie's Star Trek Auction...
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> 1> Actual Romulan Cloaking Device. (Note: Bid winner's responsibility
> to actually find it, but trust us -- it's there.)
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279236 ] |
Sa, 17 Juni 2006 05:16 |
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Kevin wrote:
> Possibly an exuberant over-estimation of Marina's bust size. Have you met
> her? She's absolutely tiny. Gates is tall and willowy, on the other hand.
> In either event . . . yum!
Padding Trek females is a Trek tradition. T'Pol's tits weren't really
that big, for example. Also, those weren't her real ears! ;)
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279239 ] |
Sa, 17 Juni 2006 07:26 |
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On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:16:21 -0400, ToolPackinMama
<laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>Padding Trek females is a Trek tradition. T'Pol's tits weren't really
>that big, for example. Also, those weren't her real ears! ;)
Never noticed the ears, sorry.. :-)
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279240 ] |
Sa, 17 Juni 2006 08:01 |
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Nico Bartels wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:16:21 -0400, ToolPackinMama
> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
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>>Padding Trek females is a Trek tradition. T'Pol's tits weren't really
>>that big, for example. Also, those weren't her real ears! ;)
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> Never noticed the ears, sorry.. :-)
Interesting: I never noticed her tits. ;)
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279246 ] |
So, 18 Juni 2006 20:22 |
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In article <gOWdnaj_ce0yBw7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d [at] comcast.com>, ToolPackinMama <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>Nico Bartels wrote:
>> On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:16:21 -0400, ToolPackinMama
>> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
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>>>Padding Trek females is a Trek tradition. T'Pol's tits weren't really
>>>that big, for example. Also, those weren't her real ears! ;)
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>> Never noticed the ears, sorry.. :-)
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>Interesting: I never noticed her tits. ;)
Only because they weren't in leather?
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #279249 ] |
Mo, 19 Juni 2006 01:40 |
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GMAN wrote:
> In article <gOWdnaj_ce0yBw7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d [at] comcast.com>, ToolPackinMama <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
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>>Nico Bartels wrote:
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>>>On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:16:21 -0400, ToolPackinMama
>>><laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
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>>>>Padding Trek females is a Trek tradition. T'Pol's tits weren't really
>>>>that big, for example. Also, those weren't her real ears! ;)
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>>>Never noticed the ears, sorry.. :-)
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>>Interesting: I never noticed her tits. ;)
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> Only because they weren't in leather?
Hmm, that could be it. ;)
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Surprise Items at Christie's Star Trek Auction [message #292316 ] |
Fr, 30 Juni 2006 06:37 |
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"ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
news:gOWdnaj_ce0yBw7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d [at] comcast.com...
> Nico Bartels wrote:
>> On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:16:21 -0400, ToolPackinMama
>> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
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>>>Padding Trek females is a Trek tradition. T'Pol's tits weren't really
>>>that big, for example. Also, those weren't her real ears! ;)
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>> Never noticed the ears, sorry.. :-)
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> Interesting: I never noticed her tits. ;)
find that hard to beleive, with her small shoulders and hips those huge
saline sacks made her look absolutely ridiculous, by the time she reaches 50
her chiropractor will be even richer and more powerful than Cher's plastic
surgeon.
cheers
Fozzi
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